happy valentine's day!

Dear Brian,

Happy Valentine's Day. We have loved each other through bad haircuts and questionable style choices, through travel and moves and all the challenges that life presents. After nine years of celebrating this day together, I'm nine times more in love with you. But please, if you love me, stop me from repeating some of these fashion atrocities and call an intervention if I ever try to curl my bangs upward or wear a lei as a headband again, and no matter how stubborn I become, take the bottle away from me if you see me try to bleach only the top third of my hair!